Fri, 24 July 2009 When Martin Schuler woke up Sunday morning, his penis was gone. “Aaaah!” he screamed. “Aaaaaaaaaah!” He had not, fortunately, suffered a bloody dismemberment. The organ in question was simply missing. In its place was a cleft between his legs, buried beneath his pubic hair, which might have been interesting to explore under other circumstances, but the shock of his penis’ absence kept Martin too preoccupied with screaming instead. It was only after his brain insisted that he still desperately needed to urinate – he had to sit like a girl, it was humiliating – that he finally calmed down. Thus it was that while squatting on the toilet, Martin discovered the ransom note taped to his bathroom mirror... What will Martin have to do to get his “manhood” back? Find out in... Episode 95: The Ransom Random Words theme, 2975 words This week’s promo is for the Geek Pantheon podcast. Never enter a battle of wits unarmed. Episode 100 is coming up fast! To celebrate, Heat Flash Erotica is doing a giveaway contest. To get your chance to win a free book and some swag, leave a comment here on the blog or e-mail comments to me at heatflash.podcast@gmail.com. Leave a comment on Podcast Pickle (http://www.podcastpickle.com/ - search for Heat Flash) and get a chance to win a special prize! Watch this blog for more details! Got a comment on this week's show? Leave us a note on this blog or send feedback to heatflash.podcast@gmail.com. Be sure to visit the Erotica Readers and Writers Association theme gallery. The ERWA theme for July is One Night Stands. And as always, check out our sister website, www.helenehmadden.com, for more stories and erotic artwork. Comments[2] |
